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Is it just me or is this just a deck chair?

“Convenience, comfort and affordability come together in our folding Teak Sling Rocker from Reforest Teak Furniture. We’ve taken the classic sling rocker design and married it with a high quality teakwood frame and mildew-resistant Texteline mesh (replaceable). The hammock-style sling seat is generously sized and together with the upward angled, rounded arm rests offers stylish comfort. Precision joinery and stainless steel fittings guarantee a solid and comfortable rocker that will last for years to come”.

This sort of thing irritates me to death. What’s the difference? A load of arty bullsh*t and a price tag of $149!

Please take your ‘Teak Sling Rocker from Reforest Teak’ and F Off.

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